When you date someone, it’s like you’re taking a class in them and when you...– How I Met Your Mother (via monogrammedmusings)
She was a girl who spoke her mind, never played games, and acted confident when...
Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my feet. If I die before I...– (via allieeee)
Never let loyalty and kindness get away from you. Wear them like a necklace;...– Proverbs 3:1-4 (via elige)
I like to be overdressed. I don’t need an occasion, the occasion is life!– Dita Von Teese (via bourbonandpearls)
I’m a girl’s girl. Women who don’t have female friends scare me.– Beyonce. She and I are destined to be best friends. (via allthingsalishan) If a woman doesn’t have female friends, I’m generally very wary of her and will usually end up not getting along with her. It’s just a fact of life. (via littlelg)
Friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
Me: drunk and emotionally unstable.
Fall is a Southerner’s reward for having survived summer.– Landscape designer James Farmer, Southern Living Oct 2011 (via gentlemansjournal ; tumbledownsouth)
I don't know how people can sleep without...
At night I’m just like